THE CLASSIC QUIZ: THE ANSWERS
1. If a plane crashed on the border of the USA and Canada, where should the survivors be buried? You don't bury survivors.
2. How many species of each animal did Moses take aboard the ark? Moses didn't have an Ark, Noah did.
3. How many months have 28 days? All twelve of them.
4. How far can a bear walk into the woods? Half way, then he is walking out of the woods.
5. What is the value of coin dated 24 B.C.? Nothing, a coin could not be dated BC.
6. How many grooves does a 45rpm phonograph record have? One (spiraling) on each side.
7. A camper leaves her camp, hikes 1 mile south, then 1 mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes 1 mile north to arrive at her camp. What color is the bear? The camp must be at the north pole, therefore the bear is white.
8. If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side? Roosters don't lay eggs, chickens do.
9. If a south bound electric train is traveling at a rate of 66 miles per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour, which way will the smoke blow? Electric trains don't blow smoke.
10. On which side of a chicken are the most feathers? The outside. |