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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?" Réponse: Jokes in English de phantom, postée le 25-01-2007 à 04:04:42 (S | E) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?  Réponse: Jokes in English de aaya, postée le 25-01-2007 à 09:15:22 (S | E) Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet Réponse: Jokes in English de alinalee, postée le 10-02-2007 à 17:05:30 (S | E) About the difference betweem male and female thinking: A man was asked "If you go to a shop what is the probability that you will meet there a dinosaur?" "Well, one to million maybe..." - he answered. A woman was asked the same question. "Fifty-fifty" answered she with confidence "I'll meet him or not" Réponse: Jokes in English de magstmarc, postée le 10-02-2007 à 22:49:05 (S | E) You probably all know the song for children "Mary had a little lamb" ; here are the first lyrics of this song : Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went Her lamb was sure to go Now here's a much funnier unauthorized version of this song.  To understand it, be aware that the words "bear" and "bare" are pronounced the same way (in the last verse).Mary had a little bear He was so cute and kind. And everywhere that Mary went We saw her bear behind.    Réponse: Jokes in English de benm, postée le 21-02-2007 à 13:25:56 (S | E) why the women make up and perfume themselves? because they are ugly and they smell bad 
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